Television And McDonalds Ruined America's Youth But Saved My Sanity

Today everybody is obsessed with educational games and learning tools for kids and pushing unprocessed, all natural organic food on them. America is dumb and obese, let's change the world blah blah blah. Let me tell you something, I don't have a picky child, but he is just like any other kid, he loves chicken. I don't always have time to cook and I will be damned if I'm going to pay 10 dollars for a bag of organic chicken nuggets at the grocery store. I got news for you buddy, there is no such thing as a nugget on a chicken so I'll go on about my merry way feeding my son the occasional McNugget when he is screaming for some damn chicken. You got a problem with that? Suck it. And as far as TV goes, I will shoot myself if I hear any more Little Einsteins. I am perfectly content letting my child watch The Simpsons, Rugrats, and Ahhh! Real Monsters like I used to watch as a child. It hasn't inhibited his ability to learn one little bit. He's two years old and can count to 20 and say his ABC's like a friggin champ. He knows colors and shapes and all that jazz. I am so sick of the media and all these community college certified researchers telling me how to raise my kid. As long as you aren't educating your child with the Charles Manson educational plan, you're golden. Now if you'll excuse me The Simpsons are on and these nuggets aren't going to eat themselves.