Saturday, February 11, 2012

A Prosti-Tot Epidemic

Can someone please tell me what happened to parents today that would prompt them to dress their daughters like midget hookers? I can't for the life of me fathom why grown ass adults would let their prepubescent daughters walk around with exposed ass cheeks and tube tops. What the frick happened to little dresses that covered undeveloped lady parts? Are you trying to pimp your kid out to earn some money for their college tuition, or what? I am absolutely appalled when I go to the mall on a Saturday and there are 10 year old girls walking around looking like a pack of brothel buddies. More and more frequently am I seeing the little girls section at Wal Mart turning into Baby Victoria's Secret. They are just asking for pedophiles to follow them around in their rape vans with FREE CANDY painted on the side. I want to bitch slap these parents who have daughters sashaying around in fishnets and shirts that say stupid stuff like "Sexy" or "/\ My Eyes Are Up Here." It makes me want to give my eyeballs a bleach bath. Please don't act like you're surprised when little Brittany is working the pole in a few years' time. I remember when I was younger, (just saying that sentence makes me feel old) and my mother not allowing me to leave the house if my little puppies were peaking out in the least. The worst part is, clothing designers are catering to this madness. Kudos to you for making prostiution rings in the middle east look like ring-around-the-rosie compared to some of the whore-happy get-ups you are parading you children around in. One of the big jobs of being a parent is protecting your child, and raising them to grow up as respectable adults. If it keeps going at this rate, the future of America is going to consist of nothing but strip clubs and dives even Heidi Fleiss wouldn't frequent. All these parents are doing is making their children easy prey and proper talent for Girls Gone Wild. Personally I think these god awful parents should be arrested for distributing child pornography because some of these outfits leave nothing to the imagination. And I don't want to hear the excuse that those are the only kinds of clothes out there for little girls anymore. I would be dressing my daughter in a burlap sack in a New York minute before I let her walk around in outfits that make Madonna blush. Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip was more conservative than what most of the young female population is wearing today. All I'm saying is opt for t-shirts rather than halter tops before she becomes the next Glitter Tits at Twin Peaks because you are doing nothing but giving your daughter the idea that she is only as good as her ass looks in a Juicy sweat suit. I'm not a feminist by any means, but before your kid is being scouted for Playboy at the tender age of 12, you might want to rethink the sequined booty shorts, and let your kid make themselves known for their mind rather than their body. Teach her to have some respect for herself, if you don't, well don't kid yourself into thinking that anybody else will. I just hope you break through to her already serverly damaged psyche' before a porn producer does and she's stuck doing Debbie Does Dallas material.

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  1. Love this..Wish parents would stop dressing their kids like this and then wondering "why" their daughter ends up pregnant at 15...hmmm...wonder why?!?!?

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